Posted in flickr, friends, just plain silly, photos on May 26, 2008 | 20 Comments »
Poodelate. Well, it made sense at the time.
Revolufried? We couldn’t decide if it meant some newfangled frier machine that revolves, or some wonderful new fried food that was so revolutionary that it was, well, revolufried! (And really, it’s all my fault, because I was the one who played Wii on the second turn and got [...]
Posted in Princess MeMeMe, bipolar, crank, friends, just plain silly, meds on May 3, 2008 | 15 Comments »
Yesterday morning on my way in to work…
Oh my God, WHY is it taking so long for this line to get to the front? All I want is a dozen doughnuts! I swear they’re conspiring against me. This always happens! I hate this, I am never shopping here again, I should totally leave. But I [...]
Posted in Secret Girlfriends, chains, friends, good things, just plain silly, links, photos, sparkly on May 1, 2008 | 11 Comments »
Ok, it’s perhaps anticlimactic to name my new bra as my second-ever secret girl(s)friend, but really, meet my new inner beauty. I introduce to you the “Barely There” Invisible Look Underwire Bra.
My girls are not as, ahem, generous as the ones in this picture, so I can use the light padding and underwire to [...]
Posted in Clutter, going to hell, just plain silly on April 19, 2008 | 11 Comments »
I was coming out of my building at the end of work one day this week, and as I breached the corner of our entryway, I was nearly run over by a blind man wielding his cane like a jousting lance, and holding a cellphone to his ear with the hand not brandishing his lance.
So [...]
Posted in Clutter, just plain silly, links, writing on April 17, 2008 | 9 Comments »
I love everything about The Onion, and every week it’s a reliable source of laughter and appreciation of the finer tunings of nerd humor. But this week’s might be one of my all time favorites: Oprah Launches Own Reality. I appreciate the piece not only for its handling of the sense of impending doom that [...]
Posted in just plain silly, poems on April 13, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Awakening
The chirps aren’t sharp–
the trills aren’t shrill.
But the waking me, at dawn,
thinks their proudness
and their loudness
makes their tweets
less sweet.
Posted in Clutter, just plain silly on April 11, 2008 | 8 Comments »
The Cordian Knot: What you will end up having to untangle in the morning when you try to plug in your phone headset and/or mp3 player headset, but realized that you have failed to carefully fold your headset cord(s) and clip it/them with a little binder clip you’ve stolen from the office the night [...]
Posted in Clutter, just plain silly on April 9, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Portal, please: The practice of timing your entry into a revolving door correctly, by making eye contact with the person exiting the building/already in the revolving door, so that both persons are able to enter and exit without having to push too hard, and/or be pushed out too quickly by an overzealous push-er.
Dressing front: The practice [...]
Posted in Clutter, chains, flickr, just plain silly, links, photos on April 6, 2008 | 13 Comments »
Sparkling Lemon Laxative, originally uploaded by BipolarLawyerCook.
Mmm, laxative. Well, at least it cheered me up. I thought I was having a bad day, and then I realized, at least I didn’t need this!
Posted in BlogHer, flickr, just plain silly, links, photos, sparkly on March 27, 2008 | 16 Comments »
I needed some wandering-around time after work today, before I caught the subway home, and was quickly reminded why working nowhere near a shoe store has been a good idea. Maybe if I think of it as a shoe museum, where I can try on the art, I’ll be less tempted to buy. [...]
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