From the “going to hell” annals

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From the “going to hell” annals

April 19, 2008 by bipolarlawyercook

I was coming out of my building at the end of work one day this week, and as I breached the corner of our entryway, I was nearly run over by a blind man wielding his cane like a jousting lance, and holding a cellphone to his ear with the hand not brandishing his lance.

So help me, all I could think was “he’d better put that phone down and watch where he’s going.”

Yep, hell.

Posted in Clutter, going to hell, just plain silly | 11 Comments

11 Responses to “From the “going to hell” annals”

on April 19, 2008 at 8:57 am1 Camellia

You could have pushed him and stolen his phone. Only purgatory for you, I think.
on April 19, 2008 at 9:38 am2 Cheri

Kind of like when the electricity goes out, but everytime you walk into the room you flick the light switch . . .

If they send you to hell for that, I’ll be living in the doghouse behind your room.
on April 19, 2008 at 9:50 am3 Carol

I shouldn’t laugh but *lol*
on April 19, 2008 at 11:26 am4 CTJen

*snerk*
on April 19, 2008 at 11:47 am5 Jenn @ Juggling Life

At least you didn’t say it!
on April 19, 2008 at 12:02 pm6 Mrs. G.

Until now, I had never thought of the impact of the cell phone on the blind community-those damn things distract us all.

You are so funny.
on April 19, 2008 at 1:13 pm7 mike golch

lmao,watch where he’s going.
on April 19, 2008 at 2:20 pm8 Mary Ann

Hold the elevator for me since I’m on my way down as well.
on April 19, 2008 at 6:40 pm9 Emily

Hahaha! AWESOME. I would be thinking EXACTLY the same thing.
on April 19, 2008 at 10:03 pm10 Michelle

LOL - well you didn’t say it out loud so I don’t think it will really earn you “going to hell points”…..
on April 21, 2008 at 12:03 am11 Anali

I’ve had the same thing happen to me! And I had to jump out of the way! Except for he wasn’t on the phone.