Sparkling Lemon Laxative
April 6, 2008 by bipolarlawyercook
Sparkling Lemon Laxative, originally uploaded by BipolarLawyerCook.
Mmm, laxative. Well, at least it cheered me up. I thought I was having a bad day, and then I realized, at least I didn’t need this!




It sounds like something they’d sell at Trader Joe’s.
Well I’m hoping you raise your bar of happiness a bit higher than “at least I didn’t have to drink lemon laxative, but, in the meantime, I’m impressed by your ablility to find the silver lining in properly working pipes.
Ok, darlin’. We need to work at getting you happier.
Ditto, Prof. J.
How is it with vodka?
Wow, a “sparkling” saline laxative. Makes me think of cheese, crackers and canapes. They should rename it, “the champagne of laxatives”. I don’t think better taste is going to improve the end result….er, figuratively speaking of course…Hee hee.
Excellent photography by the way, if you ever get bored with the law, you could take pictures for a living. You have an eye for form and structure.
I’m really not sure what difference the pasteurization is supposed to make!
Wow - you are so right. My sister like to play the “At Least” game, and this fits right in. When all else totally sucks, there is always an “At Least” that we can find. At least we don’t need lemon-flavored laxative. That is one of my new favorites!!!
Hey, whatever it takes to make you stop and appreciate something about your day works!! I saw that and got to feelin’ all funny inside…oh wait…that was just me getting sick at the thought of drinking that crap!
Everytime I go in the pharamcy, the boxes of ANUSOL crack me the fuck up. And the bags of “Bowel Buddies”
snicker.
I’m not sure what is making me laugh harder- the photo itself, the words you wrote, or the comments!
Great. Now I’m craving a soda or something. But not *that* one. ;^)
I should not find these products funny, given my issues. But oh, some are weird.
My favorite is that the stuff that they make you drink to clean you out totally before bowel procedures is called “golightly”. It does everything but that. “Goexplosively” is more accurate…..